I'm scared. I'm worried. I'm flabbergasted.
For the umpteenth time, they come out bloody! Why did you come out bloody, draped in blood? Why can't you just come out nicely draped in that crispy golden finishing and rolled smoothly into your grave without causing any fuss? That's what your real job is; getting out of the tangled home of yours without harming the other members of this whole system. You should do that!
stomachache is so aching me